#3299: RING AND RUN

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Saturday, July 5th, 2008 at 12:00:00a
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|_ ;   __:  ;  |    IF YOU DON'T PLAY WITH MY JUNK     
)| .  :)(.  !  |      I WILL RING YOUR DOORBELL AND RUN
|"    (##)  _  |        SO HELP ME GOD                 
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huggin' the bowl

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Saturday, July 5th, 2008 at 8:05:00a
jerkcity #3533

The Daily Show

Posted by [info]chuckdarwin in [info]thedailyshow on Friday, July 4th, 2008 at 9:44:00p
Why is it no longer on More4 in the UK? Did More4 drop it??

#3298: SPONGEBOB

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Friday, July 4th, 2008 at 12:00:00a
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          \   /    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPUNCH
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to my balls

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Friday, July 4th, 2008 at 8:07:00a
jerkcity #3532

not too well no

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 at 8:43:00a
jerkcity #3531

#3297: CHRIST IS LORD

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 at 12:00:00a
   |        CHRIST IF YOU'RE MY LORD WHY DO YOU PISS ON ME SO MUCH         
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 \/|\/        PTHHT PTHTHTH FFTHTH MORE PISS ISN'T REALLY AN ANSWER, CHRIST
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IT'S HERE...

Posted in [info]samehat on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 at 12:26:00p
Holy crapola, what a strange feeling. Evan and I just got our copies of Tokyo Zombie last night from Last Gasp, hot off the presses!!

After working on it for so long, it's crazy exciting to see the finished product. I can't wait for you guys to read this book... Yusaku Hanakuma is gonna slay you!

#3296: PSYCHE

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 at 12:00:00a
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           `-._\/  .  \ /    |/_                                
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         _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\||         I LOVE YOUR BALLS YOU KNOW
           `7-,--.`._||  / / ,                                  
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                     |    |//                                   
                     |_    /      PSYCHE I'M ONLY USING THEM TO 
                     |-   |        GET INTO THE THEATER FOR FREE
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not too particular

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 at 8:18:00a
jerkcity #3530

It's official !

Posted by [info]ankh156 on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 2:17:00p
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: (Give me) Temptation - Elvis Costello & the Attractions
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Following on from yesterday's discussion...

Posted by [info]ankh156 on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 11:45:00a
Current Music: Heil to the Thief
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#3295: PAY PER VIEW

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 12:00:00a
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    .--.-"   "-' .- |                                                    
   / .-,`          .'              FOR THE LAST TIME                     
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    '.            ! \              I HAVE BEEN CHARGED FOR THE WRONG PORN
      |     !  .--.  |                                                   
      \        '--'  /.____        I WANTED TO WATCH DOUBLE PENETRATION  
     /`-.     \__,'.'      `\      NOT HOT LATINAS                       
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  | `---`'-'._/-`     \----'    _      PLEASE REMOVE HOT LATINAS FROM MY 
  |,-'`  /             |    _.-' `\    BILL AND CHARGE ME ONLY FOR THE   
 .'     /              |--'`     / |   DOUBLE PENETRATION                
/      /\              `         | |                                     
|   .\/  \      .--. __          \ |   THANK YOU                         
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may i please top off

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 8:23:00a
jerkcity #3529

#3294: SAVING GRACE

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 12:00:00a
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        :(()"'"'""'()):     BLAH BLAH SAVING GRACE BLAH BLAH
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bull horn

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 8:19:00a
jerkcity #3528

Damned speculators

Posted by [info]ankh156 on Sunday, June 29th, 2008 at 8:20:00p
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More internet diffusion

Posted by [info]ankh156 on Sunday, June 29th, 2008 at 6:34:00p
Current Mood: high
Current Music: From a Whisper to a Scream - Elvis Costello (w/ Glenn Tillbrook)
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#3293: FRIZZ

Posted in [info]asciiartfarts on Sunday, June 29th, 2008 at 12:00:00a
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        /     ____ \      I'M PRETTY SURE WOMEN 
       |    .'_  _\/       JUST MADE UP THE TERM
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panty liners

Posted in [info]jerkcity on Sunday, June 29th, 2008 at 8:19:00a
jerkcity #3527

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