World of Porncraft: MY FUCKING EYES
Posted on Friday, May 4th, 2007 at 5:04:00aCurrent Mood:
amused
ADULTS ONLY
I swear. I don't mind being heckled, or being linked to.
I mind the kids streaming in.
So, I'd say this: if any of you who're linking to this are reading this, please, quit it. I'd rather have you not expose children to this sort of thing.
If you'd like to link, use icze4r.org. That, at least, has a warning page.
It always amazes me what the hell people will jerk off to.
So I'm back at Darknest. Home of the Whopper-- and, also, World of Porncraft.
Man.
First of all: game porn brings about very, very strange fetishes.
Footjobs. Also, I'm a bit concerned that there are ten thousand keywords for things that are either borderline illegal or just plain creepy.
Examples: [beast], beast, bestiality, boy (?!), doggie, doggy, incest, horse, jungle, necro, owlbeast (why?) and pet. (Probably others. I'm bored.)
There are also ten thousand misspelligns of Draenei.
That's fine and everything-- people can be creepy as long as they do it legally-- but, every other picture is a pet fucking somebody.
"Hey! Blood elf harem OH MY GOD"
Perfectly good pictures of blood elf women with dicks ruined by A GODDAMN TIGER.
I never liked hunter pets. They fucking ruin EVERYTHING!
If you've never gone-- and I'd recommend you don't, as, since this page has been plastered alllll over my server's forums, and you're most likely not even fucking old enough to read this-- it's quite amazing.
What do you think World of Porncraft is mostly about?
Night elves?
Well, you're half right. Trolls, too-- as trolls are the Horde version of Night Elves.
Apparently, when it comes to WoW porn, people tend to use the following things:
1.) Females
Understandably, not a whole lot of males in this.
2.) Hermaphrodites and Shemales
Because, if you're interested in World of Warcraft, and you're interested in porn for it, you're probably interested in hermaphrodites and shemales.
Present company included. Really, it's just something that comes with the genre, and yes, it is fucking weird.
I accept small levels of it, but some people get really fucking into it.
3.) Animals
People tend to mix fetishes like fools mix liquor. This is the result.
4.) Incest
Like I just said...
5.) Gnomes
AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Basically, if you took five random WoW porn pictures, you'd end up with:
1.) Night elf twins blowing a shemale orc
2.) Gnomes having sex
3.) One race having an orgy with hunter pets
4.) A stupid picture talking about "ganking"
5.) A naked tauren female
Then if you took a sixth one, you'd end up with something by Drake Fenwick.
Really, it's odd.
Oh, and did I mention the rape?
I'd love to quote Greg Behrendt here-- actually, paraphrase him, and say, "Ooh, the" rape "is muy bueno", but, it isn't.
It's really quite disturbing.
Hey, look! It's Selanaar!
Getting raped by [blank]!
At least it's not too imaginative.
Really, there is some good to it.
Forgetting all the hunter pets raping and being simulated to look like they're licking character models' netherregions, forgetting all the really badly drawn shit that's here-- even forgetting that there are nearly 50,000 people here and it feels like going to a barely-legal porn convention--
There's Drake Fenwick.
I've always liked Drake. I love his comic, Supermegatopia.
While sometimes, he's not exactly on my page-- he comes up with such wonderful things to dream about.
Like, crossbreeding a night elf and an ogre to make a giant, really cute night elf.
That's something to dream about.
While that's nice, then we have, on the other end, the drowned mage.
Just a picture of the model of a human female (mage, apparently), photoshopped to be naked.
I don't get it.
Out of all of it, however, there are some good pictures. Even x-rated ones-- the ones that come to mind would be the priest mindcontrolling an undead...
... and, yeah. That's about it. Most of the good pictures are relatively g-rated productions. That's cool, though.
However, before I go, I would like to make a request.
Stop that asshole who draws dicks the size of the women themselves (IN THE WOMEN AS WELL) from drawing. Please. We hear he's a talented artist, but the motherfucker is Salvador Dali with an attitude problem.
... for some reason, there are pictures tagged "kittens".
... why?
...
... I don't even wanna know.
I swear. I don't mind being heckled, or being linked to.
I mind the kids streaming in.
So, I'd say this: if any of you who're linking to this are reading this, please, quit it. I'd rather have you not expose children to this sort of thing.
If you'd like to link, use icze4r.org. That, at least, has a warning page.
It always amazes me what the hell people will jerk off to.
So I'm back at Darknest. Home of the Whopper-- and, also, World of Porncraft.
Man.
First of all: game porn brings about very, very strange fetishes.
Footjobs. Also, I'm a bit concerned that there are ten thousand keywords for things that are either borderline illegal or just plain creepy.
Examples: [beast], beast, bestiality, boy (?!), doggie, doggy, incest, horse, jungle, necro, owlbeast (why?) and pet. (Probably others. I'm bored.)
There are also ten thousand misspelligns of Draenei.
That's fine and everything-- people can be creepy as long as they do it legally-- but, every other picture is a pet fucking somebody.
"Hey! Blood elf harem OH MY GOD"
Perfectly good pictures of blood elf women with dicks ruined by A GODDAMN TIGER.
I never liked hunter pets. They fucking ruin EVERYTHING!
If you've never gone-- and I'd recommend you don't, as, since this page has been plastered alllll over my server's forums, and you're most likely not even fucking old enough to read this-- it's quite amazing.
What do you think World of Porncraft is mostly about?
Night elves?
Well, you're half right. Trolls, too-- as trolls are the Horde version of Night Elves.
Apparently, when it comes to WoW porn, people tend to use the following things:
1.) Females
Understandably, not a whole lot of males in this.
2.) Hermaphrodites and Shemales
Because, if you're interested in World of Warcraft, and you're interested in porn for it, you're probably interested in hermaphrodites and shemales.
Present company included. Really, it's just something that comes with the genre, and yes, it is fucking weird.
I accept small levels of it, but some people get really fucking into it.
3.) Animals
People tend to mix fetishes like fools mix liquor. This is the result.
4.) Incest
Like I just said...
5.) Gnomes
AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Basically, if you took five random WoW porn pictures, you'd end up with:
1.) Night elf twins blowing a shemale orc
2.) Gnomes having sex
3.) One race having an orgy with hunter pets
4.) A stupid picture talking about "ganking"
5.) A naked tauren female
Then if you took a sixth one, you'd end up with something by Drake Fenwick.
Really, it's odd.
Oh, and did I mention the rape?
I'd love to quote Greg Behrendt here-- actually, paraphrase him, and say, "Ooh, the" rape "is muy bueno", but, it isn't.
It's really quite disturbing.
Hey, look! It's Selanaar!
Getting raped by [blank]!
At least it's not too imaginative.
Really, there is some good to it.
Forgetting all the hunter pets raping and being simulated to look like they're licking character models' netherregions, forgetting all the really badly drawn shit that's here-- even forgetting that there are nearly 50,000 people here and it feels like going to a barely-legal porn convention--
There's Drake Fenwick.
I've always liked Drake. I love his comic, Supermegatopia.
While sometimes, he's not exactly on my page-- he comes up with such wonderful things to dream about.
Like, crossbreeding a night elf and an ogre to make a giant, really cute night elf.
That's something to dream about.
While that's nice, then we have, on the other end, the drowned mage.
Just a picture of the model of a human female (mage, apparently), photoshopped to be naked.
I don't get it.
Out of all of it, however, there are some good pictures. Even x-rated ones-- the ones that come to mind would be the priest mindcontrolling an undead...
... and, yeah. That's about it. Most of the good pictures are relatively g-rated productions. That's cool, though.
However, before I go, I would like to make a request.
Stop that asshole who draws dicks the size of the women themselves (IN THE WOMEN AS WELL) from drawing. Please. We hear he's a talented artist, but the motherfucker is Salvador Dali with an attitude problem.
... for some reason, there are pictures tagged "kittens".
... why?
...
... I don't even wanna know.