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CNN: The Fall
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 at 10:37:00a
I think I finally realized why I hate CNN so much.
The opinions.
The news needs not your opinion. You need to read the fucking news, nothing more.
But Mike Galanos...
... this guy, you know, I liked him when he was an anchor. But, they gave him his own show.
Prime News!
Where he tells us his opinions.
About the news.
He just said: "California is thinking about putting a 25% tax on porn. Well, good, I say! It's about time!"
He said earlier: "Porn is degrading the institution of family!"
...
... how?
Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
HOW THE FUCK?
This is like when people say, "Well, it's degrading the institution of marriage." HOW?
HOW THE FUCK HOW?
Is it because porn is inherently evil? I'll give you that. Is it because the man looking at porn can destroy marriages? Okay, but here's the problem:
IT'S A CHOICE. If you do that, and it destroys your marriage, why the hell is it porn's fault? It's your fault! Just like it's your fault if you get drunk and kill somebody, if you take drugs and kill somebody, if you get fucked up off of some narcotic and kill somebody. Is it the drug's fault? People would like to say yes, but the fact of the matter is, unless you got drugged with it, YOU chose to take it into your body.
Should we get rid of Valium just because some people abuse it?
Here's something fun: I just heard a black anchor say this.
"Women drivers, man... I mean, come on."
Then they went to a news story where a woman crashed a small plane onto another when she was trying to land.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? This happened at 10:22-23am Central time, CNN Newsroom.
The fuck? How come we can say that about women and people laugh yet if I said some shit about black people (a group of which I am a member!) people get their panties in a bunch? No double standards, assholes.
"I'm told, Paprika, that this parking job was done by a female."
...
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that they actually let women fly planes!"
"OH!"
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
I may not be 80 years old but it's Letter to the Editor time.
They actually said this.
They actually...
... said this.
Fuck this, I'm calling ComedyCentral, too.
Sent CNN a letter:
"Hi,
At around 10:22am, you ran a story about a woman landing a small plane on another plane. During this, two of your male anchors made sexist jokes. These jokes, to quote them:
"Women drivers, man... I mean, come on.", followed by "I'm told, Paprika, that this parking job was done by a female.", and it finished up with another anchor saying this:
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that they actually let women fly planes!".
It is things like this that make me realize that journalistic integrity does not exist in the modern world.
Fire these people, would you?"
WOMEN DRIVERS EH LOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE.
I'm not even a women and this is unacceptable. I mean, first of all, don't you assholes realize that by saying these things about women you're hurting your significant others? Unless you're gay, in which case, hey, if you're a gay guy you're basically a woman.
And no, that's not homophobic or sexist-- I have personal experience being that.
CNN: Just a step away from being Fox News!
Be proud, dicklicks!
The opinions.
The news needs not your opinion. You need to read the fucking news, nothing more.
But Mike Galanos...
... this guy, you know, I liked him when he was an anchor. But, they gave him his own show.
Prime News!
Where he tells us his opinions.
About the news.
He just said: "California is thinking about putting a 25% tax on porn. Well, good, I say! It's about time!"
He said earlier: "Porn is degrading the institution of family!"
...
... how?
Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
HOW THE FUCK?
This is like when people say, "Well, it's degrading the institution of marriage." HOW?
HOW THE FUCK HOW?
Is it because porn is inherently evil? I'll give you that. Is it because the man looking at porn can destroy marriages? Okay, but here's the problem:
IT'S A CHOICE. If you do that, and it destroys your marriage, why the hell is it porn's fault? It's your fault! Just like it's your fault if you get drunk and kill somebody, if you take drugs and kill somebody, if you get fucked up off of some narcotic and kill somebody. Is it the drug's fault? People would like to say yes, but the fact of the matter is, unless you got drugged with it, YOU chose to take it into your body.
Should we get rid of Valium just because some people abuse it?
Here's something fun: I just heard a black anchor say this.
"Women drivers, man... I mean, come on."
Then they went to a news story where a woman crashed a small plane onto another when she was trying to land.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? This happened at 10:22-23am Central time, CNN Newsroom.
The fuck? How come we can say that about women and people laugh yet if I said some shit about black people (a group of which I am a member!) people get their panties in a bunch? No double standards, assholes.
"I'm told, Paprika, that this parking job was done by a female."
...
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that they actually let women fly planes!"
"OH!"
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
I may not be 80 years old but it's Letter to the Editor time.
They actually said this.
They actually...
... said this.
Fuck this, I'm calling ComedyCentral, too.
Sent CNN a letter:
"Hi,
At around 10:22am, you ran a story about a woman landing a small plane on another plane. During this, two of your male anchors made sexist jokes. These jokes, to quote them:
"Women drivers, man... I mean, come on.", followed by "I'm told, Paprika, that this parking job was done by a female.", and it finished up with another anchor saying this:
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that they actually let women fly planes!".
It is things like this that make me realize that journalistic integrity does not exist in the modern world.
Fire these people, would you?"
WOMEN DRIVERS EH LOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE.
I'm not even a women and this is unacceptable. I mean, first of all, don't you assholes realize that by saying these things about women you're hurting your significant others? Unless you're gay, in which case, hey, if you're a gay guy you're basically a woman.
And no, that's not homophobic or sexist-- I have personal experience being that.
CNN: Just a step away from being Fox News!
Be proud, dicklicks!